Script for 3X3 Eyes OVA vol 2
This is an S.V. II Chicago production.  (c) 1991 D Fleming.

Translated on 91.11.13.
Formatted for use with TurboTitle (name [spc] quote)

Forward any comments, suggestions, or the loads o' corrections to:

	Dave Fleming <daf31428@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu>

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				Yakumo
 I'm Yakumo Fujii, age 16.

				Yakumo
 I was just a regular high-schooler, but that all changed when my life was
 saved by Pai,

				Yakumo
 a creature called a triclops with the power of eternal life.

				Pai
 Yakumo!  C'mon!  Hurry up!

				Yakumo
 Pai wants to become human, but, to do that, she needs the Statue of Humanity...

				Yakumo
 But, it vanished into the sky, carrying a tracker placed in it by Ling-Ling
 of the Yogekisha.

				Yakumo
 So I left the matter of the statue to Ling-Ling and the others,

				Yakumo
 as Pai and I returned to my regular life back in Japan...

				TITLE
 			   "Yakumo's Story"

				Yakumo
 Hey, Pai!  Breakfast's ready!  Wake up, will ya!

				Yakumo
 Geez, Pai -- how long are you gonna sleep?

				Yakumo
 What're you looking at?

				Pai
 This picture Yakumo's in.

				Yakumo
 That?  That's a picture of everybody when we were out on a road trip.

				Pai
 Who are they?

				Yakumo
 My pals.

				Pai
 Pals?

				Yakumo
 Well, we go to school together, have fun together, eat together, take trips
 together...

				Yakumo
 You know -- pals.

				Pai
 Like friends, you mean...

				Yakumo
 What?  You knew?

				Pai
 Sure!  Pai's got a pal, too!

				Yakumo
 You idiot!  Don't do that in here!

				Yakumo
 That's a pal, huh?  Not a face I'd like to see in the morning...

				Yakumo
 Well, I'm going to school...

				Pai
 Pai wants to go, too!

				Yakumo
 No way!  I'll be back soon, so just wait here!

				Yakumo
 Looks like I'll be walking from now on...

				Yakumo
 Guess I'd better get moving...

				Yakumo
 I bet everyone'll be surprised that I've turned into an immortal hero...

				Pal1
 What's with this "immortal hero" crap?

				Pal1
 That's your excuse for breaking your promise to take a road trip with us?

				Yakumo
 Watch it!  You don't know anything about it!

				Yakumo
 Dammit, Ta-chan -- I was fighting monsters in Hong Kong!

				Pal2
 Hmmm, no fever...

				Yakumo
 C'mon, Hide...

				Yakumo
 Hey, Saru, you've gotta believe me!

				Saru
 I'll believe you if you give me a souvenir from Hong Kong...

				Yakumo
 You guys don't believe me?!

				Principal
 Hey!  You four!

				Pal1
 This is all your fault, Yakumo.

				Natsuko
 Standing outside again, huh, guys?

				Yakumo
 Hey, Natsuko -- it's been a while!

				Natsuko
 Yeah, right!

				Natsuko
 Is it true, what everyone's been saying?  That you went to Hong Kong?

				Natsuko
 That tears it!

				Natsuko
 Just kidding!  I'm not mad!  How 'bout taking this #2 tour?

				Pal1
 Nope.  Not only did the twerp ditch us and go to Hong Kong, he took out a loan,

				Pal1
 and he even managed to trash his scooter...  We can't go anywhere.

				Yakumo
 Sorry.

				Natsuko
 This sucks!

				Pal1
 Well?

				Pal2
 OK!  Looks like there's enough usable stuff.

				Natsuko
 So we can head out to Karuizawa the Saturday after next!

				Pal3
 OK!  Let's fix this sucker!

				Pal2
 That plug's still good -- clean it up a bit!

				Natsuko
 Fujii-kun!

				Natsuko
 This seat looks OK -- let's take it off!

				Pal0
 Hey, Yakumo -- take care of this rust, will ya?

				Yakumo
 Sure, sure, sure, sure....

				Saru
 Hey, Yakumo.

				Saru
 I'm thirsty.

				Natsuko
 Me, too.

				Pal0
 Me, too!

				Yakumo
 And guess who gets stuck with the leg work...

				Natsuko
 What're you grinning about?

				Yakumo
 All this teamwork -- I was just thinking that I've gotta be in Japan...

				Natsuko
 Oh, geez -- spare me!  Get going!

				Yakumo
 OK, OK!  I'm on my way!

				Yakumo
 Road trip the week after next, huh?  Sounds cool!

				Pai
 Fool!

				Yakumo
 The triclops?

				Pai
 What are you doing?  What about your promise to make Pai human?

				Yakumo
 Hey!  The Statue of Humanity disappeared, and I DID go to Hong Kong, right?
 What can I do?

				Yakumo
 I've got school!

				Pai
 Yakumo, we're leaving this place.

				Pai
 You're a zombie -- you'll never be able to lead the life of a normal human.

				Pai
 If this keeps up, your confidence will be shattered.

				Yakumo
 No way!

				Natsuko
 What're you doing?  Hurry up with that juice!

				Pai
 Believe me, Yakumo -- by the week after next, you won't have your old life.

				Natsuko
 No way!  Did you see that?!

				Kermit
 The triclops!

				Natsuko
 What was that girl?  She had three eyes!

				Yakumo
 Natsuko...  That was...

				Yakumo
 Look out!  Natsuko!

				Kermit
 You're... not... the triclops!

				Yakumo
 Bastard!  Who the hell're you?  Put down Natsuko!

				Kermit
 You're a zombie, huh?  Where's the triclops?

				Yakumo
 The triclops?  What do you want with her?

				Kermit
 I'm going to eat her flesh and drink her blood -- just like this!

				Yakumo
 Stop!

				Kermit
 Don't mess with me!

				Kermit
 Falling for that -- what an incompetent...

				Yakumo
 Bastard!

				Yakumo
 Let go of Natsuko!

				Kermit
 If you tell me where the triclops is, I'll spare the girl's life.

				Pai
 Keep your place, scum.

				Yakumo
 The triclops!

				Kermit
 I've finally found it!

				Kermit
 It looks delicious!

				Kermit
 I'll eat you and become immortal!

				Kermit
 I'll be immortal, and then I'LL give the orders!

				Pai
 How typical...

				Pal1
 What happened?

				Pal1
 Natsuko!  Hey!

				Yakumo
 Natsuko... You're safe...  Great...

				Pai
 Understand, Yakumo?  You're leaving this place with me.

				Yakumo
 What's she talking about?

				Yakumo
 Pai, you idiot -- going outside as the triclops...

				Yakumo
 She should try to be a bit less conspicuous...

				Yakumo
 Mama!  Mama, are you there?

				Mama
 Asshole!  Stop pounding on my door!

				Mama
 What?  Yakumo?

				Yakumo
 Hey,sorry...

				Yakumo
 Mama, that mud pack nearly scared me to death...  and I'm immortal...

				Mama
 This is terrible...  Have the police been here yet?

				Yakumo
 The police?  Well, I thought that maybe Pai finally...

				Mama
 Pai's over at my place.

				Mama
 She was hungry and cold, so I let her in.

				Yakumo
 Mama, the truth is...

				Mama
 I can't believe it...

				Mama
 All that about Pai having two personalities and three eyes,

				Mama
 and you becoming immortal...

				Yakumo
 I still can't really believe it, myself, but the truth is the truth...

				Mama
 You've been an idiot since you were a kid, but you've never been a liar...

				Mama
 You wouldn't make up something like that as a joke.

				Mama
 So, you're saying that the things that're after Pai trashed your place?

				Yakumo
 My old man was the one who believed in monsters -- why is this happening to ME?

				Mama
 Can't go back to the good old days, huh?

				Mama
 It's like Pai said -- until you end this by becoming human again, you won't be
 able to lead a normal life.

				Yakumo
 No way...

				Mama
 This city's got too many lies in it...

				Mama
 Everybody works hard, chasing after their petty dreams...

				Mama
 That life might be bad...  but if you throw it away, where do you end up?

				Mama
 Like me...

				Yakumo
 Wait up!

				Yakumo
 Where'd you guys go?  I've been looking for you!

				Yakumo
 Just kidding!

				Yakumo
 Thanks for yesterday -- the scooter works great!  I'm looking forward to
 heading out to Karuiza!

				Pal1
 Well, hey, I'm running late!

				Pal1
 See ya!

				Pal2
 M..me too!

				Yakumo
 Hey, Natsuko!

				Yakumo
 You OK?

				Natsuko
 Sorry!

				Daremo
 No way!

				Daremo
 Really?!

				Saru
 Yeah!

				Saru
 A bridge fell on Yakumo yesterday, and man, was he messed up -- but he was
 still moving!

				Onna
 What d'you mean?

				Saru
 I don't think that the Fujii walking around now is the real one!

				Onna
 What is he, then?

				Saru
 A monster!

				Yakumo
 A monster?

				Yakumo
 Saru, listen to me!

				Saru
 Forgive me!  I'm sorry!  I didn't mean it!

				Yakumo
 Listen to me!  Saru, I...

				Saru
 Save me!

				Yakumo
 Well, I guess the only thing I can do is leave...

				Pai
 What're you doing, Yakumo?

				Yakumo
 What're YOU doing, surprising me like that?

				Pai
 Pai wants to go to school, so Pai's going!  Pai wants to make lots of friends,
 just like Yakumo!

				Yakumo
 I don't know what the hell I'm supposed to be feeling right now...

				Yakumo
 Gimme a fucking break!  Thanks to you, I've lost all my friends!

				Pai
 You didn't lose your friends!  You've got lots of friends at school!

				Pai
 Pai's going to school!

				Pai
 Is Yakumo coming, too?

				Yakumo
 Maybe I said too much...

				Yakumo
 She's right, I guess...  I'll have to go looking for the Statue of Humanity,

				Yakumo
 so I can become human again and come back soon...

				Yakumo
 Guess it's time to say goodbye.

				Natsuko
 Didn't you have three eyes?

				Pai
 You're one of the people in the picture!  You're Yakumo's friend, right!

				Natsuko
 Y..yeah.

				Pai
 I'm Pai.

				Natsuko
 What happened to Fujii-kun?  You know something about it, don't you?

				Natsuko
 What are you to him?

				Pai
 Pai... Pai is...

				Pai
 Are you that worried about Yakumo?

				Natsuko
 I'm worried.

				Natsuko
 What do you think about him?

				Pai
 Yakumo, huh?

				Pai
 He's my slave.

				Yakumo
 S..slave?!

				Pai
 My clan is able to use magic to conceal our great power...

				Pai
 But every time we use our magic, the body must sleep.

				Pai
 During that time, we are unable to protect ourselves.

				Pai
 That is the purpose of the indestructible zombies -- tools for protection.

				Yakumo
 T..this ain't funny...

				Natsuko
 Then make a zombie out of someone who's stronger -- who's better at fighting!

				Natsuko
 Turn Fujii-kun back to normal!  Please!

				Pai
 What?

				Yakumo
 So you think I'm just a tool, too, huh, Pai?

				Natsuko
 I'M the tool!

				Yakumo
 You're still alive, you bastard?

				Kermit
 When I become immortal, I won't make a powerless incompetent into my zombie...

				Yakumo
 Turn Natsuko back to normal, you asshole!

				Kermit
 That won't happen 'til I die.

				Yakumo
 Shit!

				Kermit
 I'm going to blast you into pieces so small that you won't be able to
 regenerate!

				Kermit
 You're mine!

				Yakumo
 T..triclops...

				Pai
 Takuhi!

				Yakumo
 What about Natsuko?

				Yakumo
 Why?!  Why hasn't she turned back to normal?!

				Kermit
 Fool!  That was only a part of me!

				Yakumo
 What?

				Kermit
 I've been inside the girl all along!

				Kermit
 This girl's life is in my hands...  If you want to save her, turn me into a
 zombie!

				Yakumo
 I haven't got the power to do that!

				Kermit
 Then the triclops can do it...

				Kermit
 What's the problem?  She's going to die soon!

				Yakumo
 Stop!

				Yakumo
 Triclops -- make him immortal!

				Pai
 Nope.  Who would make a zombie out of scum like that?

				Yakumo
 Triclops!  Save Natsuko!

				Pai
 Are you trying to give ME orders?

				Yakumo
 Please!  I don't care what happens to me, but please save Natsuko!  Please!

				Pai
 Whether that girl lives or dies, it's no concern of mine.

				Yakumo
 Hey, monster -- you want an immortal body, I'll give you one!  Whatever you've
 gotta do, take mine!

				Kermit
 Very well.

				Yakumo
 Goodbye, everybody.  Goodbye, Pai.

				Pai
 Fool!  If you're my slave, why don't you start acting like one?

				Yakumo
 Triclops...

				Yakumo
 I'm sorry, everybody...  I put you all in danger.  I'm going to be leaving
 Japan.

				Yakumo
 Let's go, Pai.

				Pai
 Pai knows these people!  You're the people in that picture!  You're Yakumo's
 friends, right?

				Natsuko
 That's right.

				Natsuko
 We're all friends -- comrades.  Isn't that right?  Right?

				Pal1
 Yeah.

				Pal1
 We're friends.

				Asura
 I was a jerk, Yakumo.

				Yakumo
 So, that's when Pai and I began our journey.

				Yakumo
 I didn't know what the triclops really thought of me, but...

				Pal1
 Take care!

				Natsuko
 Good luck!

				Pal2
 Turn back into a human real soon, so you can come back!

				Pai
 Pai wants to become human soon, too, so she can make lots of friends!

				Yakumo
 But, as for me, as for Pai and that monstrous triclops...

				Yakumo
 I... like her.

				Pai
 I can't stop this thing!!

				Pai
 The Statue of Humanity...

				Yakumo
 I can't die, dammit!

				Pai
 Yakumo puts himself in danger for Pai, so Pai's gonna risk her life for him!
